Sean Goblin ([info]19091977) wrote,
@ 2008-11-10 18:18:00
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Real Reasons to dig Obama.
Every time a party-line democrat opens their mouth i want to elect Charlton Heston for dictator, but i voted for Obama because regardless of the delusional "think magic" type thinking, regardless of the fact the liberals are total fucking wankers, America needs optimism, it needs an affirmation of the American dream, it needs a Black President & it needs no more party-line republicans for a while, so the party can do some soul-searching & redefinition. Here are some things that helped to soothe my buyer's remorse with the Obama election.

• He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics
• He smokes
• He is left-handed – the sixth post-war president to be left-handed
• He owns a set of red boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali
• He ate dog meat, snake meat, and roasted grasshopper while living in Indonesia
• He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia
• His favourite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville
• His favourite films are Casablanca and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date
• He hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside
• His favourite artist is Pablo Picasso
• His speciality as a cook is chilli
• He has said many of his friends in Indonesia were "street urchins"




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[info]lupoleboucher
2008-11-11 04:17 am UTC (link)
I have to confess, I like this Obama fellow. With some luck, things will turn out well.

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[info]commonreader
2008-11-11 04:55 am UTC (link)
OFFER OF MARRIAGE TO DAUGHTER RESCINDED

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[info]lupoleboucher
2008-11-11 05:22 am UTC (link)
Aw, come on: you have to love a guy who refers to himself as a "mutt." I mentioned this to some liberal broad at a San Francisco party (hosted by an Obama type of fellow, conveniently enough) last weekend, and she got the vapors and almost fainted: priceless. I figure for that alone, he gets a free pass until he begins to screw things up, in which case I'll grumble along with all the other grouches.

Anyway, see; I told ya you didn't want to be my mother in law.

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[info]19091977
2008-11-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
Dammit Jim! I'm an opportunist not an ideologue!

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damn KEN KESEY!!!!
[info]fredxmertz
2008-11-11 04:59 am UTC (link)
why the frig does everybody worship his ass?

i mean, I know why, but living here, why do I have to hear about it all the time? & I'm sorry but that statue makes me want to puke...

I want to hear if Obama ever flushed a cherry bomb down a school toilet. or if he ever 'doubled up'... wait, what is THIS???

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Re: damn KEN KESEY!!!!
[info]19091977
2008-11-11 06:49 am UTC (link)
Ken Kesey is everywhere. He's a good writer though. I am just really not into the bus thing. Hippie SUVs. This preacher is classic, if he was here, i'd go to his church. I don't care what he's talking about, it's all gold.

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Re: ATLAH
[info]noyzboy
2008-11-12 08:02 am UTC (link)
Don't trust anyone
Who has never been in jail
To be your leader

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My addition
[info]eris_devotee
2008-11-11 01:07 pm UTC (link)
• He's a White Sox fan

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Re: My addition
[info]pipu
2008-11-11 06:58 pm UTC (link)
That's racist!

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Even though we already did last night at dinner...
[info]pipu
2008-11-11 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Moby-Dick highfive on your blog!

Also, I want to see the Sean vs. Barack chili-off.

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From Danny
(Anonymous)
2008-11-12 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Also, he made Dad cry.

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